Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 06, 2019
November 05, 2019
November 07, 2019
Transcript:
halloween spooktacular 3 short tales of terror guy: eeek house of creeping cottonballs a kindergartner brings home an innocent-seeming class project that comes to life, expanding uncontrollably until the whole house is a heaving mass of cottonballs, glitter & glue! woman: eeeek cat: please, i'm trying to read. this lady wakes up from a brief nap to find herself in a parallel universe where cats control all the media! garfield is twice as ubiquitous & advertising is done with dangly pieces of string! man: eek lower level you are here hell cinnabon mall of the damned a guy goes to the mall to take ad-vantage of a sale on men's pants. but he gets lost & wanders for days! then he finds a map that say he's in hell! and all the pants on sale are relaxed fit wide-wale corduroy in "sphagnum green"!
Well, at least there is a Cinnabon in the mall… Also, the first panel is actually about Tribbles, right?