Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 13, 2020
Transcript:
paddy: hey kids! st. patrick's day fun page! can you help paddy o'tremends, the happy magic leprechaun stereotype, find a pint of stout? hurry, he's got a powerful thirst! but be careful - one wrong turn can lead to disaster!!! start kid: pour milk on him! oops! he's mistaken for a cereal mascot by sugar-crazed children! yikes! it's mrs. o'tremens wondering where he hid that pot of gold! yuck! he's served a novelty drink the color of sani-flush! uh-oh! he's seated next to a gar-rulous drone concerned about the war! aah! congratulations - he found it!! thanks, kids!
Guiness at the finish…