Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 09, 2020
March 08, 2020
March 10, 2020
Transcript:
fairground memories - the fair is over. what remains? i went to the county fair, the cattle & swine were there. velocirapture the midway crowd was obnoxious & loud, and queasy with mal de mer. oop: whee beneath a fast spinning ride, a carny stood stupefied, oop: aaagh gripping the trottle & also a bottle of wine that was fortified. a blue ribbon hog rose to say, "many thanks to the ff of a. food blue ribbon bacon $1 25 frankly i'm floored by this fine award. it'll look great on my resume."
When fine rhymes are not like fine wines but more like crimes: don’t do the rhyme if you can’t do the time. Bacon!