Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 16, 2020
Transcript:
beyond whistler's mother gia mom: when i tell alberto to clean his room he looks at me like i'm hardly even there. botero mom: if my fernardo acts like that i land on him like a ton of bricks. giacometti's mother & botero's mother arcim: giuseppe! stop playing with your food! arcimboldo's mother damien mom: get down here this instant young man! there's formaldehyde all over my nice clean floor. damien hirst's mother thomas mom: well, i'm sorry, but that sofa clashes with me. thomas kinkade's mother
Thank goddess we do not have any Kinkades nor any davenports that would go with one.