Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 01, 2020
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co.fair hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! man: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
I’d pay good money to see those sweater dogs.