Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 01, 2020
May 31, 2020
June 02, 2020
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co.fair hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! man: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
Cpeckbourlioux over 4 years ago
I’d pay good money to see those sweater dogs.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
A friend’s wife has won ‘Best Quilted Pillow’ at the Orange County Fair three years running and proudly displays her ribbons in a case in the living room. Best part of the story is the little known fact that she was the sole entrant in the category every time.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Put them all together and you’d have The Worst County Fair Ever! And that’s saying something….