Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 07, 2020
June 06, 2020
June 08, 2020
Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king chapt world famous ocean city salt water coffee and and taffy is off the menu! no more tacky t-shirts! corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! sandypants sam's p.c. tees i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the up-graded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud. you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
Nothing is new at the beach, except that most of them have been deserted for a few months, giving the indigenous lifeforms a chance to flourish….