Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 27, 2020
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, moderism's over! taco outlet try our chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. 823 bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
I think the Ouspenskaya Gallery got a raw deal; as far as I can see, it’s an art gallery, not an eatery!
And, it doesn’t smell like Old People.