Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 09, 2020
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson arrival of summer the arrival of summer in d.c is planned for to-morrow at an event sponsored by budweiser, coppertone, girls gone wild & carvel ice cream. summer himself, a big pink-faced yahoo in flip flops with borderline alcohol poisoning, is scheduled to take the stage at precisely 8:57 p.m. edt. summer: yo, d.c! you ready to sweat? crowd: woo! bud summer unless he, you know, spaces & forgets to show- summer: whoa - girls gone wild! summer
Well, this is old. GGW went bankrupt in 2013 and their name was sold in 2014. Never cared for it. Too lame and too tame.