Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2021

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson who is the fictional character of the millennium? after careful consideration for almost 18 seconds we have compiled this ballot of those fictional characters who we feel best represent the fears & aspirations of this millennium. now it's up to you! mail ballots to fcotm c/o the post. shermie, the real star of "peanuts." emanuelle, part I but not part ii. poor yorrick, the bard's famous sad clown. a sneetch. the plain-belied type. m mikey, microsoft's lovable mole rat mascot. a chick fro some jane austen novel, we forget which. a vast right-wing conspirator. the third pig snap, but not crackle or pop