Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 15, 2021
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanack misthanksgivings by richard thompson the first few were ok, but then thanksgiving went downhill. the 4th thanksgiving. an excess of squash-based dishes causes a brief revolt at the children's table. the 5th thanksgiving. euphasia pewfiller won't put his guitar away until he's finally threatened with eternal damnation. euphasia: jimmy crack corn and i don't care the 6th thanksgiving. someone shoots the rented moon bounce full of arrows. goodbye deposit! the 7th thanksgiving. the "enchantment under the sea" theme just confuses people. and everyone who has the tuna ceviche regrets it the next day.
Yeah, it’s all been downhill since Number One. I barely celebrate these days, avoiding “dinner with the relatives” at all costs!