Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 08, 2021
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Winter Warning Rhymes Variety Winter hat here commuters beware. Panic buying at the store means 8 inches, maybe more. Parking on a salty road alas, can make a car the road. Avoid the immigrant from Maine or be treated with disdain. Eh, this ain't hardly snow. Megabank When consulting a temperature sign find the square root & then subtract 9. Penguins on the car- stay where you are.
It’s the hat hair guy that I see every day at the top of the page!