Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 20, 2023
Transcript:
it's your personalized dream previews for november 18-23 18 big angry bald man (arnold schoenberg1) glares at you while you eat a hoagie. 19 tyvek as part of its ongoing expansion, the entire uni-verse is covered in tyvek. 20 avarice! win cash otherwise fine flying dream marred by pop-ups for other dreams. 21 whoa! i'll bet this one means something! 22 arnold schoenberg is back & he;s brought a friend (igor stravinsky2) 23 you might consider insomnia as an option tonight. bottom-less pit cement 1. composer, 1874-1951. 2. another composer, 1882-1971. he & schoenberg never met.
Both are real people, though I would say Schoenberg has both a more disturbing appearance and a harder-to-spell name.