Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 24, 2024
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson some other touchy subjects quakers hate being called cereal-mongering passive-aggressives, but what are they gonna do about it? A followers, worshipers, celebrators & adherents of gaia the earth mother can't stan yo' mama jokes. druids, for reasons known only to themselves, are outraged by cocktail party cartoons in the new yorker. scientologists are fed up with wisecracks about tom cruise & his larger putative child-bride. shakers find the "anybody who's that nervous shouldn't build furni-ture" joke insulting. animists hate it when people mock anime. A A radical quaker cell reportedly has a nuclear plowshare.
Thank Zenu Katie had means to escape and a means to keep tiny tom and his fellow scamintologists away. (Think it’s a tell all book that will be published the minute anything happens to Katie or Suri)