Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2009
Transcript:
Narrator: The assignment: Retrieve a stolen USAF War Jet. The odds: Infinity to 1.5. Cobra Carson: Rip! There're 50 guards and a lattice of modulating-amplitude security lasers! Even with someone with detailed schematics couldn't penetrate this web of electro-evil! Cobra Carson: It can't be done, Rip. Rip Haywire: That's why they called me, Darlin' TNT: Why?! Why don't we have an unlisted number?!