Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2009
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: TNT will help me resolve issues nonviolently. What's wrong with that? Cobra Carson: Because a man doesn't take a dog as a role model. Because people rely on you because you're willing to fight for them. TNT: Go ahead. Say it. Cobra Carson: Because wusses are totally not hot!