Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2009
Transcript:
In Tibet, Rip valiantly attempts to get in touch with his well-hidden inner pacifist. Cobra: Rip! It's the wicked warlord! He's firing at us! Rip: But why? I'm a peace hombre now! As TNT has taught me, bullets may hurt, but endangering others is the cruelest flesh wound of all. Cobra: I'm so gonna dump that hippie mutt at the ASPCA.