Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2009
Transcript:
Hoping to defend Tibetan monks from a warlord, Rip has turned away from violence. Rip: Greetings, noble squire. I am but a humble messenger. I beseech you, leave the monks unmolested. TNT: Nice zen, Rip! Warlord: Leave this alone. Shank! Rip: Your blade is quite rusty. Have you not heard of Ginsu? Cobra: Peace talks have officially broken down. TNT: Why? Why doesn't peace get a chance?