Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2009
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Cactus: Oowee! I feel like I've got barrel fever! That polecat bushwhacked ole cactus! Cobra: Mac! Mac! Where'd the scorpion go? Cactus: He escaped like Geronimo! Cobra: Only one man can stop him now!... Rip Haywire! Rip: Scorpion! You're dry, itchy, flaky skin, and I'm the curel! Scorpion: I only like Mary Kay products!