Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2009
Transcript:
Rip: Master Yoda, you must help me find my inner man so I can make it work with Cobra. Yoda: I cannot teach you, you have no patience. But others there are. Rip: Chuck Norris! Chuck: I don't talk backwards like the runt, but I'll fix yah or kicks yah. Rip: I need help with my girlfriend - Chuck: You need a roundhouse kick to the cranium.