Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2009
Transcript:
Posing as Santa's elves, Rip and Cobra ride shotgun on Santa's Christmas eve voyage! When suddenly!! Santa: Thanks, you two! Rip: Save the thanks for when we do something, Claus! Heat-seeking missiles at 6 o'clock! I'm going to set a "tickle me Elmo" ablaze! Hopefully, the missile will hunt Elmo instead of us! Cobra: Oh, please, please, let me light one, too! Rip: I can see St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me Elmo: Ha-ha-ha, that tickles!