Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2010
Transcript:
Trapped by the midnight phantom, Rip and Cobra face a "saw"-inspired demise! Phantom: Into the jeep! I will chain you together! There! With that choker chain around Haywire's neck - Phantom: The keys to freedom are within your reach, senorita! Will you strangle your love to save yourself?! Rip: I'm a dead man! Cobra: Oh will you shut yer ever-lovin' trap!