Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2010

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Megan: Cripes! Look what you did, Tiffany! Tiffany: Me? You're the one that went all gangsta and chucked the tequila! Megan: Well, if you weren't ruining my spring break, I wouldn't have thrown it! Tiffany: Jeez, Megan, you totes clobbered him. Megan: Sift through his pockets for I.D. Tiffany: Let's see - a dagger - a money belt with at least fifty grand - ah, his wallet. Megan: What did you say? Tiffany: Whatevs, I never listen to myself.