Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 06, 2010
Transcript:
Parker: Listen heah, Haywiah, I know why you joined G.U.N.S., but knowin' you were a soldiah of fortune turns my stomach. If you screw up, I will do everything in my powah to get you thrown out of G.U.N.S. and put back in the sewah with the rest of the mercenaries. Do I make myself cleah, Haywiah?!? Rip: Why do I have a sudden urge to demolish a boston cream pie?