Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2010
Transcript:
Cactus: Rip, the reason G.U.N.S. is top secret is because if the public found out about some of our missions - Rip: Sweet mother McMove - on! Just tell me, Apache chief! I can take it! Cactus: G.U.N.S. is a global unit created to wipe out monsters, aliens and everything insidious that crawls after 12 p.m. eastern, 11 central! Including skull, who is as evil and vile as the before-mentioned! Rip: I'm sorry, what did you say? Cactus: Before or after you tore off the arms of my ergonomic chair?