Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2010

Transcript:

Rip and Cobra have summoned R.J. and TNT to a super-urgent meeting in Minnesota. RJ: Finally, a mission somewhere awesome! I hope we get to take down Garrison Keillor! TNT: I want to see where they make land o' lakes! RJ: Uh-oh, what's that noise? Something's beeping back there. It's a glowing device! Beep! Beep! TNT: Skull planted a bomb! We're going to die! Crash landing! RJ: Hey, wait, there's coffee in it. This is a microwave. TNT: Oh, yeah, I forgot I was reheating my Nescafe.