Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Dad? I thought you were out getting milk! Dad: Dad's a lousy beatnik term. Call me dutch. Your mother, after I left her for going evil and forming skull, had me drugged and placed in here for the rest of my life. Or until I promise to take her back - but I'd kiss a hippie first! Rip: So that explains why you never Facebook friended me. Dad: Nothin' gets by you, Rip.