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Rip: Here it is - Thunderbird river! I don't know about you, but I'm hotter than a machine gun at Christmas time - who's up for a swim!
Cobra: Oooo - don't even - Rip Haywire, put me down!
Rip: Whoops!
Cobra: You will pay for that!
Rip: Bill me, sugar bullet.
Why do machine guns get hot at Christmas time? Because there are just that many elves.