Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 08, 2011

Transcript:

Rip: This has to be the boat where they'll be holding Dutch - I'll free him, then we'll take down River Jack. Dutch? Dutch, it's Rip - where are you? Bill: Help - me. Rip: Good lord, man, that beard's lice central! I've got a safety razor, and then I'll get you out of here. Name's Haywire. Bill: Just a trim! The beard's the only thing holding my face up. Name's Bill. Bill Benson. Rip: That's funny, I just recently kissed a Bliss Ben - sweet Henry McHostage Hubby!