Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2011
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Letter: Dear Rip, I am not sure - does this make us grandparents? Bliss. Puppy: Bow-woof! Ka-sproing! Beep. Rip: Hello, TNT, you've got some splainin' to do. TNT: Is this about your shirt? I ate too much velveeta, and it was the first absorbent thing I saw, OK?
We’re letting our fears blind us to the important ramifications of this event. That is: NAMING THE PUPPY! I’m submitting “Firecracker”.