Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 07, 2012
Transcript:
Meanwhile, back at the Haywire hacienda! Dutch: You need to distract the thugs so I can get Cobra and RJ! Fawn: What would you like me to do, show a funny cat video on my iPad? Dutch: I need you to dive through the window, do a somersault while pulling out two pistolas from your belt and drop some goons while I go after the fat man. Fawn: I'm a veterinarian, not part of the A-team. Dutch: Sheesh, what are they teaching you dames at finishin' school these days, darlin'?
The world would be a better place if more of us gals had commando training, if you ask me! :-)