Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2012

Transcript:

Poi: I want you off my islands! Cobra: Poi, you should be thanking me! If I hadn't Shanghaied you, y-you never would've become the Polynesian pirate queen! You're so ungrateful. Poi: Don't try to spin this, you reptilian witch! I will give you until tomorrow to leave - Cobra: Shnikies! I've heard that forgiveness is divine! Music: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" Poi: Just like the song says, only I'll kill you if you stay here!