Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2012

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Poi: Would you like some more Kahlua pig? Or as I call it, Kahlua Cobra! Hahaha! Rip: Lol! Say, listen, could you maybe not blow her up into little shark-ready pieces? Poi: Silence, man slave! Now kiss me or I'll cut out your tongue! Crystal: Maybe this is why you are single, madame Poi! Poi: Save it, Crystal! We're having a moment! Crystal: I'll fetch your sexiest knife, my queen!