Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Talk or I'll pound you into Poi, Poi! Where's the detonator to Cobra's boat bomb? Poi: The joke's on you, Chinzo! The bomb is set to explode when the boat is out of range of the island - not in range like I said! In just a few short minutes, your girl and dog will be popcorn chicken of the sea! Tsk! I explicitly specified a mauve-tinted explosion! My dynamite guy is getting a bad review on eBay!
Someone please draw me a diagram of the real and fake explode and no explode zones before and after her treachery so I can try and make sense of this. Thanks.