Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2012
Transcript:
Poi: Putter all you want, fools! You won't escape my minions' wrath! My bloodthirsty crew will stop at nothing until I'm safe! It's in their contracts! Cobra: Well, if they want you so bad... Poi: You wouldn't! Cobra: Honey, I stopped playing truth or dare with you 10 years ago!! Boot!
I see some designers factor in cat-fighting and make their dresses tear-resistant.