Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: How did Poi's pirates catch up to us so fast? Rip: Hey, this is a no-wake zone! I had to obey the law! Poi: This is it, chumps! Cobra, you'll never ruin my moments again! Future slave-husband, get back in my boat! Rip: No, I'm staying with Cobra and TNT! So you'll have to blow us all up, madame Poi! Poi: Fine! My counselor says I need a more sensitive man, anyway! Crystal: But you said he was the cutest guy you ev... Poi: Shut it, Crystal the moment stealer!
Cobra doesn’t need to ruin Poi’s moments…That’s Crystal’s job. She’s the Executive Moment-Ruiner.