Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 02, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 03, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: OK, Poi. Let my friends live and I'll (gulp!) submit to your gross desires. Captain: Ah, sacrifice! Young man, you deserve the highest honor. Cozying up to that pirate floozy would be a yucky fate indeed. But it won't be yours - hands up Poi, I'm the chief of police! Poi: Oh, crud! Captain: Do you want me to list all the offenses now? Poi: I can list your offense, Copper! It's ruining my moment!
I hate easy outs, Dan could have come up with a better, more clever way to solve this problem.