Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2012
Transcript:
Man: We have the woman and the dog locked away awaiting the ritual sacrifice, oh divine being. Rip: What the? Nobody sacrifices my girl and dog! Especially not ritually! I better take a look at this "divine" being! Maybe it's something I can punch! Sweet Francis McFancy feast! Cat: Mew.
To paraphrase Indiana Jones “Cats, why’d have to be cats!”