Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Before you leave, please take a token of our friendship - the gold that mano tried to steal. It has brought us nothing but pain and sorrow - Cobra: We gladly accept. Rip: Zip it, you sexy scrooge - didn't you hear the man - it has brought them nothing but pain and sorrow. Cobra: That's because they don't live near any decent outlet malls. Rip: Good point! We accept.
Veridian over 12 years ago
No…“Soldiers of Fortune” or, More Simply put ….Mercenaries. (Especially Cobra)! In Fact, I DO Believe this is the First instance of Team Haywire actually accepting such Largesse’ as witnessed by the FanClub. That’d be us Haywire Hooligans don’tcha know! HUGPOUNCESZZZ© and Have Fun Y’all!
Chithing Premium Member over 12 years ago
Macho AND smart. Whatta guy!And I think @Veridian is correct, although a case could be made that they’re just trying to help out those poor islanders.
punchydugan over 12 years ago
Did anyone else feel like they were watching a wacked out version of Doc Savage : The Man of Bronze with today’s strip?
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
“Sexy Scrooge” brings about too many images. I will never look at “A Christmas Carol” the same way again!
mntim over 12 years ago
If they had decent internet with their cable service, they wouldn’t need outlet malls.
Space_cat over 12 years ago
They should take Popokitty with them too!
papabear over 12 years ago
No, no, NO… if this is a Caribbean island Popokitty might have “feliz”!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
What good is having any kind of wealth if they can’t spend it, right?Besides, if Popokitty decides to join Rip and Co., at least this way they can afford to feed him.
dan thompson creator over 12 years ago
I don’t mention what happens to Popokitty in the future strips so i’ll just add that they used all the gold to ship that corn waffle eatin’ cat to Fawn Forester Animal Doctor in Big Whoop Canyon in style …with no return address of course
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
As soon as they are married Cobra will head to the mall with Rip’s credit card. Trust me, I know.
punchydugan over 12 years ago
Somehow I think a women like Cobra would have her on credit card and then some.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Well I was seeing Olive Garden and Chili’s and Red Lobster gift cards in their future, but its nice to see that the money went to rescue a great cat!.Veridian, nice to see you again!.HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!!
dan thompson creator over 12 years ago
Yes, but PopoKitty reminds me more of a McMuffin than a McGuffin
mntim over 12 years ago
Here, kitty kitty kitty. Take your time.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Aw, let Rip and Cobra take the loot for a change; after all, with all those new critters to feed and R.J. needing to go to college someday, they’ll need a few bucks! :-) Happy Mother’s Day to all Haywire Hooligans and the moms in our lives!