Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 02, 2012
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Cobra: I was brainwashed to fall in love with Rip Haywire. Forced to feel something for an overgrown boy scout who loves to do the right thing! I gained his trust, and then some! I fed info on his every move to my handlers at skull. I was instructed to marry him if asked... McLuvyah: Haywire, want some popcorn? Munch-munch! This is better'n' Netflix!
Well, THAT would certainly explain her seemingly Bi-Polar Backstabbing of our Favourite Beefcake Boy Scout now wouldn’t it!? I find myself in Accord with Kydex29’s Post from Yesterday and will now administer HUGPOUNCESSZZZ!!! for all my Favourite Hooligans: Gluten Free for Dorian the Delightful @ TBHQ, Family Reunion Sized For Linda Dean the HUGPOUNCESZZZ Heir Apparent :-) and a Very Special Deluxe Edition with extra SNUGGLEPURRRRRS! for our very own DragonCat (Glad You’re feeling Better!) Haywire High Fives all around as I make my way on board the Pirate Party Boat for the Weekend Be Good Y’all!