Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Dad, it's Rip! Why didn't you tell me this mission could kill Cobra?! Dutch: Boy, I raised you to be a puncher, not a worrier! Rip: What if I can't save her, Dad? Dutch: I thought I stopped wiping your runny nose years ago! When the going gets tough - you punch its lights out! Now save my daughter-in-law, or I'll use you to fertilize my garden! This drought is murder on my begonias! Cobra: What'd your dad say? Rip: Just the usual father-son pep talk.
Cobra is still the raining hottie; there4 she cannot die! Besides Rip is the x-treme tough guy. It’s kinda like me and my bride … … only 30 plussss years later.