Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2012
Transcript:
Dutch: Rip, what are you saying? You're talking like a knock-kneed schoolgirl! Rip: I'm out, pop! I can't handle the danger game anymore! I've seen things that would make George Lucas never change a "Star Wars" film again! As long as I love, these fists will ever taste the sweet, bowel-cleansing flavor of justice again! From this day forward, I will be known as Rip Haywire: man of peace! Dutch: I always knew your mom was girly-fying you, but I never thought it would come to this!
johnrussco over 12 years ago
Naaa, Rip is still the man and Cobra is his foxy head banger chick.
McGehee over 12 years ago
Hey — his hair’s turned dark again.
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Okay, now I really want to know what happened. Rip’s giving up on the danger game? What did I miss?
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Maybe it was just white powder.
zekepotato over 12 years ago
Continuity has never been a priority for this strip.
Sayman over 12 years ago
He tried this before – it won’t last.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Just for Men, the 5 minute dye job for men.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Slow and long lasting HugPounceszz to last you for the weekend Haywire Hooligans. I hope its a good one for all of you!
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
Really, in the first to comment on the phrase of the strip: “…bowel-cleansing flavor…”
What kind of flavor is that?
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
HELP!!!! Somebody do something before he goes all Woodstock and starts wearing tie-dyed clothing!
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 12 years ago
So that’s what did it! They tortured Rip with “The Born Losers” and the “Billy Jack” trilogy.