Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 07, 2012
September 06, 2012
September 08, 2012
Transcript:
Chancy: Where have you been, lucky? Rip: I did a little scouting around the rogue Amish farm. They're holding your women prisoner, forcing them to make shoddy quilts! They cried for better patterns and higher thread counts, but the rogue Amish just laughed! Fear not, regular Amish! The integrity of your souvenirs will be restored to you! Man: Speaking of, would you like to buy some apple butter? Ten percent off, today!
Rip looks like a G.I.Joe action figure from the late 60’s. Real hair and beard just right before they came out with the Infamous G.I.Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip.