Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: What is number twenty-six in the soldier of fortune handbook's chapter on jailbreaks? Cobra: It says 'if jailed under false pretenses, stab jailor's Achilles heel and make him walk a mile on it.' Ouch. Rip: It's just a metaphor - it means find his weakness and make him pay. How'd you like to be his weakness? Cobra: (Sigh!) The things I do to keep our marriage exciting.
But what if the jailor is gay?