Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2013
Transcript:
Doctor: With the bridge out, the captain's men can't get to us! We're safe! Rip: But without a jeep, can we make it to the village in time to get my father his medicine? (sneeze!) Doctor: I'm afraid no, senor Haywire. We have failed - To stop the infection, we will have to remove your padre's leg! Dutch: Not my leg! I'm a hottie in cargo shorts! Rip: Not now, Dutch! Non-dying people are talking! (sniffle.)
You mean to tell me a strapping gent like Rip can’t suck out his pop’s poison and save his life? Hasn’t anyone watched any episodes of MEDICINE WOMAN? :-)