Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Rip: You say you know something about Cobra! Talk! Lady: When I get out of here, I'm going straight. Rip: It wouldn't kill you to use some of that complimentary shampoo while you wait. Yecch! Lady: My old boss and your enemy, madame poi, gained power thanks to a mysterious letter that named her pirate queen! Rip: I don't follow her on Facebook for a reason! Get to something I care about! Lady: The letter was originally addressed to Ms. Cobra Carson. Rip: No wonder the Polynesian post office is going bankrupt!
Oh, FB is wonderful. I scroll past the rants by my conservative friends. Then I scroll past the rants by my liberal friends. I read the posts about science and science fiction. Then I make sarcastic remarks about the cat videos. Pure joy.