Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2013
Transcript:
Meanwhile, Dutch and RJ are about to tell their love interests that they're leaving big whoop. Fibby: Uh-oh, it's the eligible Haywire men! And our hair looks awful! Fawn: Forget your terrible hair! I just got done delivering the bomb I made! Fibby: That was close! Dutch would totally quash your plans to blow up the local poaching operation's plane! Fawn: See, this is why secret environmental guerrillas never get involved with heroic mercenaries! It's in the handbook!
I knew they should have taken the chopper!