Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2013
Transcript:
Fibby: Fawn, RJ and Dutch are going to be on a doomed plane! And not the fun snake kind! Fawn: Why? Why do airlines run by poachers have such good prices and ample leg room! We set that bomb in their plan to stop them goons from killing animals. But if we confess, the Haywire do-right gene will kick in and we'll go to jail! Fibby: We'll tell them and - they're driving away! Wait! If you leave - you'll die! RJ: What? If we leave you'll cry? Aw! That's sweet!
Fulsome Forester Females attempt to Flummox Felonious Flyers Foiled! Hunky Haywire Honchos Hailed as Heroes!! News at 11 !! HUGPOUNCESZZZ! Y’all!