Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2013

Transcript:

Meanwhile, in the Polynesian islands! Rip: TNT! I've found the location to the pirates' lair! TNT: Who are you, Peter Pan? Goon: I've found Haywire and the dog, my queen's... intern. Phone: Make them bleed, gentlemen - Goon: How much blood? We get paid by the quart. Phone: The queen's first order of business will be converting to the metric system!