Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2013

Transcript:

Rip: Capturing me only made it easier for me to stop your evil pirate booty, Cobra! Cobra: Oh, Rip. Lighten up. That knife at your throat means "welcome" in pirate! Crystal: Actually, my queen, he will die if he makes any sudden moves. Cobra: And that hood over your face is all part of the naughty pirate fun! Crystal: Actually, it's so he doesn't know where he is and will die horribly if he escapes. Cobra: Gawd, you really are a moment stealer, Crystal. Crystal: Actually, it's "special-time burglar."